Pretty Hilarious Words from the place of pretend.....by Tanya Turner
My kids are hilarious! Every one of them. Audrey
and Judah keep me laughing all the time with the
new words they invent to portray their mindset.
They live in a whole other world and I pray they
stay there as long as they can. Some words that
crack me up are anatomy replacements like: for my
bottom Judah calls it an udo bottom...supposed to
mean a rather plump one ....then when I wear my
hair up he says it looks like a spankin' wheel????I
have no idea what that means and then Benjamin's
nose is a boo nose and anyone that does not have
hair has a bowling ball head....I have to kindly
remind him that he must not tease people outside
our home because other people get their feelings
hurt even though he says it all in love and fun at
home. Then Audrey came flitting through the house
the other day and the child loves all things
dinosaur. She especially loves the flyers and
pretends to be one. She said she was a flyer the
other day so I asked what her name was and she said
she was "flying turdy" Now don't that beat all!
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